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Largest Retail Industry: 456thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 633rdLargest Insurance Industry: 641st
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
No Rights, No Worries
Elon Musk
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.758 billion

CapitalNew Nagol City
LeaderElon Musk

AnimalBush Wookie

The Dictatorship of Nagolronnoc is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Elon Musk with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.758 billion Nagolronnicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Nagol City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Nagolronnician economy, worth a remarkable 1,274 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 339,061 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, drunk drivers are sentenced to death, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, and agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nagolronnoc's national animal is the Bush Wookie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Science.

Nagolronnoc is ranked 169,241st in the world and 197th in The United Federations for Nudest, with 78.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Largest Retail Industry: 456thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 633rdLargest Insurance Industry: 641stFattest Citizens: 668thMost Corrupt Governments: 719thMost Avoided: 809thMost Secular: 951stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,145thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,188thMost Armed: 1,248thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,306thRudest Citizens: 1,325thHighest Average Incomes: 1,328thMost Efficient Economies: 1,394thLargest Mining Sector: 1,433rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,521stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,613thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,810thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,856thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,950thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,285thLargest Black Market: 2,472ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,571stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,795thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,074thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,206thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,106thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,188thMost Influential: 5,794thLargest Governments: 6,719thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,582ndLargest Gambling Industry: 8,220thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,594thTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,530thHighest Economic Output: 13,117thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,001st
Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the region

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