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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 25th Most Devout: 132nd Most Subsidized Industry: 220th
The Chaotic Pocket Dimension of
Iron Fist Consumerists
What Fun Is There In Making Sense?
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Chaotic Pocket Dimension of Naggoroth is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Discord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ritual sacrifices, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.011 billion Naggorothians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naggoroth. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Naggorothian economy, worth a remarkable 2,653 trillion Twisted Bits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 241,025 Twisted Bits, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Distant and obscure male relatives succeed to the Naggorothian throne, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine Discord is punishable by death, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Naggoroth's national animal is the Cotton Candy Cloud, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Magnificent Rhetoric of Discord.

Naggoroth is ranked 146,843rd in the world and 120th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 11.61 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 25thMost Devout: 132ndMost Subsidized Industry: 220thMost Corrupt Governments: 309thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 337thMost Ignorant Citizens: 377thLargest Black Market: 431stLowest Crime Rates: 462ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 476thLargest Governments: 599thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,436thTop
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Most Conservative: 1,804thHighest Average Incomes: 2,467thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,907thHighest Economic Output: 2,910thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,065thMost Authoritarian: 3,559thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,634thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,659thBest Weather: 3,891stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,439thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,486thMost Influential: 5,955thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 7,825thMost Extreme: 10,037thMost Primitive: 10,426thLargest Populations: 11,277thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,388thMost Efficient Economies: 13,611th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the region

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