Most Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd Most Devout: 92nd Most Subsidized Industry: 211th
The Chaotic Pocket Dimension of
Iron Fist Consumerists
What Fun Is There In Making Sense?
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Chaotic Pocket Dimension of Naggoroth is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Discord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, strictly enforced bedtime, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.898 billion Naggorothians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naggoroth. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Naggorothian economy, worth a remarkable 2,351 trillion Twisted Bits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 237,620 Twisted Bits, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six year olds, voodoo economists believe that feeding criminals to volcanoes will bring untold riches to Naggoroth, Naggorothians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Naggoroth's national animal is the Cotton Candy Cloud, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Magnificent Rhetoric of Discord.

Naggoroth is ranked 159,708th in the world and 197th in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -20.9 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 23rdMost Devout: 92ndMost Subsidized Industry: 211thMost Corrupt Governments: 243rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 339thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 341stLowest Crime Rates: 440thLargest Black Market: 465thHighest Average Tax Rates: 475thLargest Governments: 597thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,415thTop
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Most Conservative: 2,135thHighest Average Incomes: 2,415thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,734thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,768thHighest Economic Output: 3,163rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,676thMost Primitive: 3,820thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,990thBest Weather: 4,111thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,477thMost Authoritarian: 4,858thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,317thMost Influential: 5,983rdTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,564thLargest Populations: 12,561stMost Extreme: 12,884thMost Efficient Economies: 14,280thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,565th
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Primitive: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the region

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