The Republic of Nafea Faa Ipoipo is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.753 billion Nafea Faa Ipoipoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 35.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Nafea Faa Ipoipoan economy, worth 92.4 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,697 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, children play Capture the Flag and Capture the Bigtopian General Staff at summer camps, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nafea Faa Ipoipo's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nafea Faa Ipoipo is ranked 170,815^th in the world and 579^th in NationStates Museum of Art for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.39 percentage of bribes refused.