The Champs of Naf Naf is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by UB40 with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The compassionate, devout population of 35.807 billion Naf Nafians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Echo City. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The very strong Naf Nafian economy, worth a remarkable 3,688 trillion nafs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,009 nafs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, UB40 spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Naf Naf's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Naf Naf is ranked 211,858^th in the world and 17^th in Free States of Gaia for Largest Black Market, with 377 billion Standard Monetary Units.