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Most Primitive: 9,451st Most Authoritarian: 10,412th Most Ignorant Citizens: 12,402nd
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
All for God
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Squire
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Nachtmark

Population261 million

Currencythaler
Animalwolf

The Kingdom of Nachtmark is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The cynical, devout population of 261 million Nachtmarkers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 35.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Nachtmarkian economy, worth 9.01 trillion thalers a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,504 thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has always been at war with Moltovea, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers, priests are being drafted by the church load, and libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nachtmark's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nachtmark is ranked 102,952nd in the world and 23rd in Ajax for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 548.83 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Primitive: 9,451stMost Authoritarian: 10,412thMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,402ndMost Devout: 12,940th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nachtmark, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it.
  • : Following new legislation in Nachtmark, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • : Following new legislation in Nachtmark, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers.
  • : Following new legislation in Nachtmark, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea.
  • : Following new legislation in Nachtmark, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in Nachtmark, it's a miracle that there aren't more plane crashes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nachtmark, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Nachtmark, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design.
  • : Following new legislation in Nachtmark, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Nachtmark, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons.

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