Population | 9.761 billion |
Capital | Nachmere City |
Leader | HRM King David Kashat |
Faith | Secular |
Currency | Shekel Kesef |
Animal | Lion |
The Kingdom of Nachmere is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by HRM King David Kashat with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 9.761 billion Nachmereans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The minute government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nachmere City. The average income tax rate is 1.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Nachmerean economy, worth a remarkable 1,787 trillion Shekel Kesefs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,153 Shekel Kesefs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nachmere's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secular.
Nachmere is ranked 22,879th in the world and 5th in Greater Prussia for Largest Black Market, with 15.7 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Nachmere, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
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Nachmere, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
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Nachmere, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore.
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Nachmere, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene.
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Nachmere, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight.
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Nachmere, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art.
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Nachmere was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
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Nachmere, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia.
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Nachmere was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
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Nachmere, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.