The Republic of Naalfgarth is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Volksfühlei with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.701 billion Naalfgarthians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belror. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Naalfgarthian economy, worth 471 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 174,387 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, war vets look after war animals, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Naalfgarth's radio stations, and referenda are held for every conceivable government action. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Naalfgarth's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Naalfgarth is ranked 17,825^th in the world and 923^rd in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 81.59 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.