The Nation of Na tion is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.509 billion Na tionians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, although Education and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The powerhouse Na tionian economy, worth 376 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 107,412 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 346,516 per year while the poor average 25,183, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

The government runs a surplus by selling its citizens, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, tourists visit Na tion to mass-moon Na tionian politicians, and the government snoops on private internet connections. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Na tion's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is National Religion.

Na tion is ranked 154,210^th in the world and 55^th in Hive for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,640.49 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.