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Most Primitive: 6,737thSafest: 8,433rdMost Pacifist: 10,999th
The Most Serene Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Tá muid anseo chun gníomh a spreagadh.
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Na Fiannai Deireachai

Population3.401 billion

CapitalRáth Cruachan
LeaderQueen Medb


The Most Serene Republic of Na Fiannai Deireachai is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Medb with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.401 billion Na Fiannai Deireachaians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ráth Cruachan. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Na Fiannai Deireachaian economy, worth 132 trillion punts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,013 punts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, and the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Na Fiannai Deireachaian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Na Fiannai Deireachai's national animal is the sionnach, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Na Fiannai Deireachai is ranked 259,012th in the world and 3rd in Assembly for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -106.68 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Primitive: 6,737thSafest: 8,433rdMost Pacifist: 10,999thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,497thTop
Nicest Citizens: 13,411thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,833rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,239thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,075thMost Cultured: 18,283rdMost Devout: 19,106thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,325thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,443rdMost Inclusive: 23,277thMost Politically Free: 23,632ndHighest Food Quality: 25,391stHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,702nd

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