The Most Serene Republic of Na Fiannai Deireachai is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Medb with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.558 billion Na Fiannai Deireachaians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ráth Cruachan. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Na Fiannai Deireachaian economy, worth 258 trillion punts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,419 punts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Na Fiannai Deireachai's national animal is the sionnach, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Na Fiannai Deireachai is ranked 307,809^th in the world and 69^th in Caer Sidi for Most Patriotic, with 0.56 flags saluted per person per day.