The Federation of N Space Bandits is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Snow with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, aversion to nipples, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.581 billion N Space Banditsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Battlestation Gatlantica. The average income tax rate is 83.8%.

The frighteningly efficient N Space Banditsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,450 trillion credits a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 194,753 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-credit mansions, government debts are financed through alchemy, the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions, and long queues are apparently signs of a well-run airport. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. N Space Bandits's national animal is the Vermicious Knids, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cosmos.

N Space Bandits is ranked 4,394^th in the world and 2^nd in Hartfelden for Most Primitive, scoring 128.71 on the Scary Big Number Scale.