Population | 1.134 billion |
Capital | The Grasslands |
Leader | Nonagon |
Currency | strawberry |
Animal | Animatic |
The Federal Republic of N O N A G O N is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Nonagon with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 1.134 billion Polygonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Grasslands. The average income tax rate is 43.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Polygonian economy, worth 48.9 trillion strawberries a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,149 strawberries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, third world countries are rich in "I Love The Grasslands" t-shirts, Nonagon has just been declared ruler of N O N A G O N in an international press conference, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. N O N A G O N's national animal is the Animatic, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
N O N A G O N is ranked 198,544th in the world and 6th in Yoyleland for Most Conservative, scoring 47.56 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : N O N A G O N lodged a message on the Yoyleland Regional Message Board.
- : N O N A G O N changed its national leader to "Nonagon".
- : Following new legislation in N O N A G O N, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
- : Following new legislation in N O N A G O N, Nonagon has just been declared ruler of N O N A G O N in an international press conference.
- : Following new legislation in N O N A G O N, third world countries are rich in "I Love The Grasslands" t-shirts.
- : Following new legislation in N O N A G O N, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business.
- : Following new legislation in N O N A G O N, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
- : N O N A G O N's influence in Yoyleland rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
- : N O N A G O N changed its national nation type to "Federal Republic".
- : N O N A G O N lodged a message on the Yoyleland Regional Message Board.