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Nudest: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 572ndRudest Citizens: 777th
The ⚖️ Matriarchy ⚖️ of
الأرض و ما بعدها
Lotharien Ruu 👑
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.419 billion

CapitalCrosscut 🏔️
LeaderLotharien Ruu 👑
FaithDreamspell ✝️

CurrencyGold 💸
AnimalTiger 🐯

The ⚖️ Matriarchy ⚖️ of N7eternia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lotharien Ruu 👑 with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, enforced nudity, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 3.419 billion Eternians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crosscut 🏔️. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Eternia economy, worth 821 trillion Gold 💸s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 240,261 Gold 💸s, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air N7eternia flights to avoid the pay lavatories, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", and citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. N7eternia's national animal is the Tiger 🐯, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dreamspell ✝️.

N7eternia is ranked 3rd in the world and 1st in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Nudest, with 1,223 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Nudest: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 572ndRudest Citizens: 777thMost Armed: 861stLargest Retail Industry: 899thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,445thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,538thHighest Drug Use: 1,653rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,744thMost Efficient Economies: 1,926thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,154thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,161stTop
Best Weather: 2,955thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,021stMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,566thHighest Average Incomes: 3,753rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,867thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,938thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,119thMost Influential: 4,428thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,188thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,278thLargest Black Market: 5,486thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,958thMost Devout: 6,303rdMost Inclusive: 7,030thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,249thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,271stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,350thNicest Citizens: 8,832ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,073rdSmartest Citizens: 9,768thMost Cultured: 10,565thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 13,422ndHighest Poor Incomes: 13,557thLargest Governments: 13,807thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,183rdMost Developed: 14,780thMost Pro-Market: 16,637thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,051stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,264thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,370thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,219thHighest Economic Output: 20,892ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,798th
Nudest: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionNicest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Devout: 34th in the regionMost Stationary: 41st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Cultured: 46th in the regionLargest Governments: 48th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 55th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 57th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 57th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : N7eternia endorsed The Rogue Nation of GhostFace.
  • : N7eternia lodged a message on the The Land of Kings and Emperors Regional Message Board.
  • : N7eternia was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of GhostFace.
  • : N7eternia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Ever-Wandering Souls".
  • : Following new legislation in N7eternia, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing.
  • : Following new legislation in N7eternia, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon".
  • : N7eternia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pedagogical Freedom".
  • : N7eternia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : N7eternia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Syria".
  • : Following new legislation in N7eternia, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air N7eternia flights to avoid the pay lavatories.


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