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Nudest: 2,852ndMost Primitive: 3,480thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,030th
The Borderlands of
Authoritarian Democracy
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Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
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N78469

Population779 million

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The Borderlands of N78469 is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, devout population of 779 million N78469ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 49.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong N78469ian economy, worth 40.5 trillion nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 52,004 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts, the tawdry celebrity gossip section has moved to the front page of most newspapers, the government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up, and preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. N78469's national animal is the nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

N78469 is ranked 2,852nd in the world and 76th in Birb for Nudest, with 1,206.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Nudest: 2,852ndMost Primitive: 3,480thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,030thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,309thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,549thSafest: 16,118thMost Pacifist: 18,197th
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Most Primitive: 18th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 34th in the regionMost Pacifist: 66th in the regionSafest: 72nd in the regionNudest: 76th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 93rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 121st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 135th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 242nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 247th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in N78469, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in N78469, the government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up.
  • : Following new legislation in N78469, the tawdry celebrity gossip section has moved to the front page of most newspapers.
  • : Following new legislation in N78469, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts.
  • : Following new legislation in N78469, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame.
  • : Following new legislation in N78469, the nation's air force consists of strongly-worded letters folded into paper airplanes.
  • : Following new legislation in N78469, Leader's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand.
  • : Following new legislation in N78469, all the playground's a stage for N78469ian schoolchildren.
  • : Following new legislation in N78469, the Federal Council of N78469 has been announced as the new Head of State.
  • : Following new legislation in N78469, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.

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