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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,895thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,874th
The Borderlands of
Father Knows Best State
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Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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N5882

Population1.717 billion

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The Borderlands of N5882 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.717 billion N5882ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 27.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong N5882ian economy, worth 119 trillion nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 69,381 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in N5882, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, posing for pictures is an integral part of military training, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. N5882's national animal is the nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

N5882 is ranked 65,833rd in the world and 1,023rd in Birb for Largest Black Market, with 1.47 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,895thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,874th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 50th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 82nd in the regionMost Stationary: 108th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 232nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 268th in the regionMost Income Equality: 274th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 276th in the regionMost Pacifist: 292nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in N5882, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
  • : Following new legislation in N5882, posing for pictures is an integral part of military training.
  • : Following new legislation in N5882, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in N5882, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in N5882.
  • : Following new legislation in N5882, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury.
  • : N5882 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in N5882, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
  • : Following new legislation in N5882, the government is expanding hungrily in its conquest of bread.
  • : Following new legislation in N5882, the entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services.
  • : Following new legislation in N5882, public urination is on the increase.

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