Population | 5.958 billion |
Currency | nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn |
Animal | nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn |
The Borderlands of N57379 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.958 billion N57379ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient N57379ian economy, worth 834 trillion nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,056 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, news headlines usually include p-values, after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow, and ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. N57379's national animal is the nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
N57379 is ranked 23,161st in the world and 1,665th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.27 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in N57379, ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals.
- : Following new legislation in N57379, after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow.
- : Following new legislation in N57379, news headlines usually include p-values.
- : Following new legislation in N57379, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
- : Following new legislation in N57379, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals.
- : Following new legislation in N57379, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies.
- : Following new legislation in N57379, bris parties are all the rage.
- : Following new legislation in N57379, dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys".
- : Following new legislation in N57379, a mayoral candidate backed by Leader recently won re-election with 110% of the vote.
- : N57379 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and Largest Black Market.