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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 955th Largest Retail Industry: 1,594th Rudest Citizens: 1,805th
The Free Seas of
Anarchy
We eat scrubs like you for breakfast.
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Mzincaelift

Population6.352 billion

CapitalBthaft
FaithPelagism

CurrencyBig One
Animaltree squid

The Free Seas of Mzincaelift is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, infamous sell-swords, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.352 billion Mzincaeliftians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bthaft. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Mzincaeliftian economy, worth a remarkable 1,194 trillion Big Ones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,986 Big Ones, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,175,352 per year while the poor average 12,781, a ratio of 92.0 to 1.

The military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG), new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, and a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mzincaelift's national animal is the tree squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Pelagism.

Mzincaelift is ranked 33,336th in the world and 31st in The Black Hawks for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 73.08 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 955thLargest Retail Industry: 1,594thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 1,805thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,853rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,028thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,175thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,371stFattest Citizens: 2,698thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,812thMost Avoided: 2,822ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,397thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,550thMost Devout: 3,705thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,183rdLargest Gambling Industry: 4,827thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,003rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,963rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,985thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,528thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 8,830thMost Pro-Market: 9,035thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,090thLargest Mining Sector: 10,373rdMost Cultured: 11,546thHighest Economic Output: 12,373rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,498thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,918thMost Stationary: 12,989thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,060thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,771st
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionMost Devout: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Armed: 27th in the regionMost Politically Free: 28th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 31st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 32nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 32nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mzincaelift was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Following new legislation in Mzincaelift, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's.
  • : Following new legislation in Mzincaelift, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
  • : Mzincaelift was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Mzincaelift changed its national faith to "Pelagism".
  • : Mzincaelift was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Mzincaelift, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).
  • : Following new legislation in Mzincaelift, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency.
  • : Following new legislation in Mzincaelift, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day".
  • : Mzincaelift was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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