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Largest Welfare Programs: 7,414th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,063rd Most Pacifist: 9,902nd
The Democratic Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Peace and Justice
Influence
Hegemony
Office of Donkey Punchers
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
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Mystic Warriors

Population1.987 billion

CapitalGate
LeaderFederal Council of Mystic Warriors
FaithMilitant Atheism

CurrencyMystic
AnimalUnicorn

The Democratic Republic of Mystic Warriors is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Federal Council of Mystic Warriors with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.987 billion Mystic Warriorsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gate. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Mystic Warriorsian economy, worth 210 trillion Mystics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 106,023 Mystics, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Gate Times is sold out, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, and the once prosperous capital is in utter decline. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mystic Warriors's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Militant Atheism.

Mystic Warriors is ranked 7,414th in the world and 1st in CRAZY DONKEY LUNATICS for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,383.41 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,063rdMost Pacifist: 9,902ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,571stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,888thNicest Citizens: 11,249thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,628thMost Income Equality: 12,163rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,915thSafest: 12,962ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,644thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,952ndMost Inclusive: 15,786thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,878thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,479thMost Cultured: 16,799thMost Developed: 17,354th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mystic Warriors's influence in CRAZY DONKEY LUNATICS fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Mystic Warriors changed its national faith to "Militant Atheism".
  • : Mystic Warriors changed its national faith to "New Mystic Christianity".
  • : Mystic Warriors was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed, Largest Cheese Export Sector, and Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Mystic Warriors, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline.
  • : Following new legislation in Mystic Warriors, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
  • : Following new legislation in Mystic Warriors, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Gate Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Mystic Warriors, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education.
  • : Following new legislation in Mystic Warriors, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Mystic Warriors altered its national flag.

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