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Lowest Crime Rates: 75thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 146thLargest Governments: 152nd
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Mystery7

Population27.994 billion

CapitalYretsym
LeaderMystery7
FaithMysterianism

CurrencyPound
AnimalDragon

The Empire of Mystery7 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mystery7 with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 27.994 billion Mysterians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yretsym. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mysterian economy, worth an astonishing 12,697 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 453,562 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, the well-off amuse themselves by organizing upstairs-downstairs stories within their second homes, and the official Mysterian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mystery7's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mysterianism.

Mystery7 is ranked 243,583rd in the world and 6,029th in the Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -28 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 75thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 146thLargest Governments: 152ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 174thHighest Average Tax Rates: 217thSmartest Citizens: 246thHighest Economic Output: 267thMost Cultured: 314thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 363rdMost Stationary: 382ndMost Developed: 392ndSafest: 437thLongest Average Lifespans: 440thHighest Average Incomes: 470thMost Beautiful Environments: 497thMost Efficient Economies: 572ndLargest Publishing Industry: 614thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 654thMost Inclusive: 720thMost Advanced Public Transport: 881stHealthiest Citizens: 931stMost Valuable International Artwork: 935thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,014thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,097thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,270thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,388thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,479thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,548thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,673rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,793rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,889thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,942ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,149thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,414thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,534thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,539thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,755thLargest Populations: 3,066thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,735thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,818thBest Weather: 9,100thMost Influential: 11,933rdTop
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Most Secular: 12,507thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,401stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,639th
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Largest Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 28th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 30th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 42nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 49th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 52nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 52nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 55th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 57th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 58th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 98th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 103rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 133rd in the regionMost Influential: 141st in the regionBest Weather: 229th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 338th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 408th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 586th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mystery7, the official Mysterian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Mystery7, the well-off amuse themselves by organizing upstairs-downstairs stories within their second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Mystery7, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Mystery7, senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories.
  • : Following new legislation in Mystery7, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police.
  • : Following new legislation in Mystery7, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Mystery7, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Mystery7, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come.
  • : Following new legislation in Mystery7, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Mystery7, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Mysterians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying.

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