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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,334th Highest Drug Use: 1,488th Rudest Citizens: 6,224th
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Mysterio II

Population1.046 billion


The Protectorate of Mysterio II is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.046 billion Mysterians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The strong Mysterian economy, worth 53.2 trillion Mystics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 50,848 Mystics, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 253,592 per year while the poor average 5,746, a ratio of 44.1 to 1.

Neighboring nations are tired of Mysterio II's big fish stories, extreme political groups are outlawed, supervisors in Mysterio II commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Mysterio II's national animal is the Eagle.

Mysterio II is ranked 46,231st in the world and 2,039th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring 8.37 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,334thHighest Drug Use: 1,488thTop
Rudest Citizens: 6,224thNudest: 6,598thMost Pro-Market: 7,281stTop
Highest Crime Rates: 8,738thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,063rdMost Extreme: 9,195thMost Armed: 9,205thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,087thLeast Corrupt Governments: 15,131stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16,097th
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 12th in the regionTop
Nudest: 149th in the regionRudest Citizens: 152nd in the regionMost Armed: 287th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 361st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 421st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 530th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 599th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 603rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 615th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 657th in the region

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