by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 620thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,851stMost Influential: 2,299th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Rauhaa ja ihmisarvoa
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.908 billion

LeaderRiku Savolainen-Niemi IX

AnimalJalo Olento

The Holy Empire of Myotatunto is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Riku Savolainen-Niemi IX with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.908 billion Myotatuntoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kruununjalokivi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Myotatuntoan economy, worth 213 trillion Valuuttas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,077 Valuuttas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 472,562 per year while the poor average 17,223, a ratio of 27.4 to 1.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, a government program is underway to revitalize Myotatunto's beaches, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, and Myotatuntoans believe manners maketh the leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myotatunto's national animal is the Jalo Olento, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Äärimmäisyytta.

Myotatunto is ranked 133,382nd in the world and 495th in Europeia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 998.56 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 620thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,851stMost Influential: 2,299thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,600thTop
Most Devout: 3,360thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,918thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,975thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,229thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,596thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,636thMost Cultured: 10,929thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,622ndLowest Crime Rates: 12,205thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,258thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,541stHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,773rdMost Patriotic: 13,201stTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 14,671stLargest Governments: 15,176thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,419thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,433rdMost Subsidized Industry: 17,153rdMost Developed: 18,064thBest Weather: 18,349thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,464thMost Efficient Economies: 19,702ndHighest Food Quality: 19,796thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,273rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,731st
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Devout: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 35th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 36th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 39th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 48th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 56th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 60th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 96th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 99th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Myotatunto voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "National Economic Freedoms"".
  • : Myotatunto endorsed The Republic of Bruhland.
  • : Myotatunto was endorsed by The Republic of Bruhland.
  • : Following new legislation in Myotatunto, Myotatuntoans believe manners maketh the leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Myotatunto, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children.
  • : Following new legislation in Myotatunto, a government program is underway to revitalize Myotatunto's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Myotatunto, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Myotatunto, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
  • : Myotatunto voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Europeia"".
  • : Myotatunto voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Rights for Crime Victims Act".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 119 » Deliber, Ganud, Raghallaigh, Le Libertia, Polgaria, Pirataria, Mancheseva City, Arvigiel, Kingdom of Stargard, Brickfield, Turpotia, Astrellan, Gemeinschaftsland, Poulton-with-Fearnhead, Caffeinated, Tital Mania, Land of Bobtopia, Old Aweic Wirs, United-Marrshmallows, New Mercia and Helena, Stefoland, Prov, Havenwelle, West Wirral, Samuelstani, Lethen, Poquaoi, Cortlandt Manor, Mediocrea, Spartacistan, Royal Alchemia, Paulotzia, Eloscape, Almendron, Gabingston, Beriwen, Civilized Romanians, Voxum Mortalum, Freelandy, Jaydenism, Bursken, Gooblaria, Geektopia, Akeland, Estingberg, Dat Countreh, Gallotts world, SETTLEMENT OF DREAMS, Gressemphe, Dark Edgyness, and 69 others.Lastoina, GraVandius, United Kingdoms of Redania, Greatnessity City, Scaletta, Skyhawk Clan, Zakanda, Koroniti, Caleban, Cato2, P0ptr0pica, The Tugboat Complex, Free Rosabell, Siburian, Konaseema, Cutias, Buddhists of Janra, Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth, Valdion, Republic Of Bruhlandis, Libertatem Omnibus, Freeeee, Westlechland, Nairatania, The Lost Men, Zecklandia, Dead Warrior Daddy, Unidoria, Enuroland, The Militarist States of America, South Parter, Dementry, Selgary, Acapais, Thice Frostalt, Murden, Kurvix, Maowi, Saturnia Tellus, Votokia, Aevana, Decnotixa, Pland Adanna, Vedenmark, Penlopa, Primorye Oblast, Turkesbenizstan, Default Flag, Unification and Liberty, Ambaskow, Hakwan, Northeastern Italian, Rawatna, Paxlond, Vape of Good Hope, United Republic of Novorossa, Malevos, Steium, Charoskania, Qingui, Imperial Alfanian States, The duck republic, Baobab-Bumbaria, Lukashenka, Trackeendy, Purple Ruthenia, Vlazinova, Tsiamuns Velleniouss, and Bruhland.