|Leader||Riku Savolainen-Niemi IX|
The Holy Empire of Myotatunto is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Riku Savolainen-Niemi IX with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.908 billion Myotatuntoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kruununjalokivi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Myotatuntoan economy, worth 213 trillion Valuuttas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,077 Valuuttas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 472,562 per year while the poor average 17,223, a ratio of 27.4 to 1.
Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, a government program is underway to revitalize Myotatunto's beaches, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, and Myotatuntoans believe manners maketh the leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myotatunto's national animal is the Jalo Olento, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Äärimmäisyytta.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Myotatunto voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "National Economic Freedoms"".
- : Myotatunto endorsed The Republic of Bruhland.
- : Myotatunto was endorsed by The Republic of Bruhland.
- : Following new legislation in Myotatunto, Myotatuntoans believe manners maketh the leader.
- : Following new legislation in Myotatunto, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children.
- : Following new legislation in Myotatunto, a government program is underway to revitalize Myotatunto's beaches.
- : Following new legislation in Myotatunto, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
- : Following new legislation in Myotatunto, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
- : Myotatunto voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Europeia"".
- : Myotatunto voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Rights for Crime Victims Act".
Endorsements Received: 119 » Deliber, Ganud, Raghallaigh, Le Libertia, Polgaria, Pirataria, Mancheseva City, Arvigiel, Kingdom of Stargard, Brickfield, Turpotia, Astrellan, Gemeinschaftsland, Poulton-with-Fearnhead, Caffeinated, Tital Mania, Land of Bobtopia, Old Aweic Wirs, United-Marrshmallows, New Mercia and Helena, Stefoland, Prov, Havenwelle, West Wirral, Samuelstani, Lethen, Poquaoi, Cortlandt Manor, Mediocrea, Spartacistan, Royal Alchemia, Paulotzia, Eloscape, Almendron, Gabingston, Beriwen, Civilized Romanians, Voxum Mortalum, Freelandy, Jaydenism, Bursken, Gooblaria, Geektopia, Akeland, Estingberg, Dat Countreh, Gallotts world, SETTLEMENT OF DREAMS, Gressemphe, Dark Edgyness, and 69 others.Lastoina, GraVandius, United Kingdoms of Redania, Greatnessity City, Scaletta, Skyhawk Clan, Zakanda, Koroniti, Caleban, Cato2, P0ptr0pica, The Tugboat Complex, Free Rosabell, Siburian, Konaseema, Cutias, Buddhists of Janra, Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth, Valdion, Republic Of Bruhlandis, Libertatem Omnibus, Freeeee, Westlechland, Nairatania, The Lost Men, Zecklandia, Dead Warrior Daddy, Unidoria, Enuroland, The Militarist States of America, South Parter, Dementry, Selgary, Acapais, Thice Frostalt, Murden, Kurvix, Maowi, Saturnia Tellus, Votokia, Aevana, Decnotixa, Pland Adanna, Vedenmark, Penlopa, Primorye Oblast, Turkesbenizstan, Default Flag, Unification and Liberty, Ambaskow, Hakwan, Northeastern Italian, Rawatna, Paxlond, Vape of Good Hope, United Republic of Novorossa, Malevos, Steium, Charoskania, Qingui, Imperial Alfanian States, The duck republic, Baobab-Bumbaria, Lukashenka, Trackeendy, Purple Ruthenia, Vlazinova, Tsiamuns Velleniouss, and Bruhland.