The Republic of Myndia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Clark with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 4.409 billion Myndians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yonuja. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Myndian economy, worth 600 trillion Meoijnrs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,271 Meoijnrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Clark is considering changing the Myndian flag to one with more glitter, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, several inches are being added to first class seating, and for just a few extra Meoijnrs Myndians can get new driving records with their new cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myndia's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Indus.

Myndia is ranked 118,397^th in the world and 5,092^nd in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,044.51 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.