The Republic of Myndia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Clark with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.467 billion Myndians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yonuja. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Myndian economy, worth 164 trillion Meoijnrs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,217 Meoijnrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Clark's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, and a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myndia's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Myndia is ranked 156,513^th in the world and 5,137^th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 48.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.