The Nomadic Peoples of Mylios is a huge, safe nation, notable for its public floggings, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 389 million Myliosians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merriami. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Myliosian economy, worth 25.9 trillion Gils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 66,615 Gils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, Myliosian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader, the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers, and older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mylios's national animal is the Manta Ray, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Mylios is ranked 224,843^rd in the world and 472^nd in Conch Kingdom for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -9 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.