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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,586th Largest Welfare Programs: 2,917th Most Cultured: 5,054th
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Myfanwyski

Population4.038 billion

CapitalDemura Sponsa
LeaderHilton Jobersey
Faiththe Ever Curious and Roaming Eye

CurrencyLush Juicy Hwan
Animalaye aye whats up here then

The Most Inebriated Lushes of Myfanwyski is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Hilton Jobersey with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate population of 4.038 billion Skimywiffians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Demura Sponsa. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Myfanwyskian economy, worth 446 trillion Lush Juicy Hwans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 110,458 Lush Juicy Hwans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, and the space program has been reduced to Hilton Jobersey's nephew playing with a cardboard space shuttle. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myfanwyski's national animal is the aye aye whats up here then, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Ever Curious and Roaming Eye.

Myfanwyski is ranked 19,727th in the world and 549th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,102.03 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,586thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,917thMost Cultured: 5,054thHealthiest Citizens: 5,510thMost Pacifist: 6,101stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,039thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,486thMost Inclusive: 7,493rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,733rdTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,057thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,059thNicest Citizens: 8,288thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,650thLowest Crime Rates: 8,663rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,693rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,819thBest Weather: 10,414thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,500thHighest Drug Use: 10,789thMost Developed: 10,831stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,859thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,416thLargest Governments: 11,927thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,314thSafest: 13,255thSmartest Citizens: 14,757thMost Secular: 15,629thNudest: 15,656th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 62nd in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 72nd in the regionMost Cultured: 137th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 156th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 168th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 187th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 200th in the regionMost Pacifist: 228th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 234th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 255th in the regionMost Inclusive: 270th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 275th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 278th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 279th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 281st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 284th in the regionNicest Citizens: 287th in the regionLargest Governments: 308th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 316th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 322nd in the regionBest Weather: 322nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 331st in the regionMost Developed: 339th in the regionNudest: 362nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 366th in the regionMost Stationary: 379th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 459th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 463rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 499th in the regionSafest: 500th in the regionMost Secular: 513th in the regionLargest Populations: 525th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 543rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 549th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 570th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 601st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Myfanwyski, the space program has been reduced to Hilton Jobersey's nephew playing with a cardboard space shuttle.
  • : Following new legislation in Myfanwyski, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up.
  • : Following new legislation in Myfanwyski, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.
  • : Following new legislation in Myfanwyski, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Myfanwyski, Hilton Jobersey's office is running a trade deficit of midnight oil.
  • : Following new legislation in Myfanwyski, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.
  • : Following new legislation in Myfanwyski, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Myfanwyski, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Myfanwyski, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by the Communist Party.
  • : Following new legislation in Myfanwyski, people have become comfortably numb.

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