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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,369thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,508thMost Cultured: 4,701st
The Most Inebriated Lushes of
Democratic Socialists
Heavens to Murgatroyd
Influence
Unproven
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Myfanwyski

Population6.254 billion

CapitalDemura Sponsa
LeaderHilton Jobersey
Faiththe Ever Curious and Roaming Eye

CurrencyLush Juicy Hwan
Animalaye aye whats up here then

The Most Inebriated Lushes of Myfanwyski is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Hilton Jobersey with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, lack of airports, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 6.254 billion Skimywiffians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Demura Sponsa. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Myfanwyskian economy, worth 689 trillion Lush Juicy Hwans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 110,264 Lush Juicy Hwans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace, rubbing salt into wounds is seen as a good thing if it is 100% organic garlic-and-thyme salt, and the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myfanwyski's national animal is the aye aye whats up here then, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Ever Curious and Roaming Eye.

Myfanwyski is ranked 167,330th in the world and 5,786th in Lazarus for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.2 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,369thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,508thMost Cultured: 4,701stLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,213thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,650thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,414thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,478thHealthiest Citizens: 6,881stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,180thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,826thMost Inclusive: 8,147thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,369thMost Pacifist: 8,426thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,429thLowest Crime Rates: 8,722ndBest Weather: 9,251stTop
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Largest Governments: 10,938thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,768thMost Developed: 11,899thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,309thNicest Citizens: 12,739thSmartest Citizens: 16,802ndMost Secular: 17,355thMost Influential: 19,679thHighest Drug Use: 19,711thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,715th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 124th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 137th in the regionMost Cultured: 248th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 260th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 313th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 348th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 396th in the regionMost Inclusive: 404th in the regionMost Pacifist: 424th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 432nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 435th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 442nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 460th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 464th in the regionMost Influential: 481st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 504th in the regionBest Weather: 528th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 569th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 597th in the regionNicest Citizens: 669th in the regionLargest Governments: 676th in the regionMost Developed: 687th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 713th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Myfanwyski's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Myfanwyski, the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Myfanwyski, rubbing salt into wounds is seen as a good thing if it is 100% organic garlic-and-thyme salt.
  • : Following new legislation in Myfanwyski, breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Myfanwyski, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
  • : Following new legislation in Myfanwyski, the government is expanding hungrily in its conquest of bread.
  • : Myfanwyski was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Myfanwyski was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Myfanwyski ceased to exist in The South Pacific.
  • : Myfanwyski was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.

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