The Very Blue Federation of My Nation is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister David with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.958 billion My Nationians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of My City. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong My Nationian economy, worth 397 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,227 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order, and nobody is allowed to mention what religion terrorists follow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. My Nation's national animal is the American Shorthair cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

My Nation is ranked 85,284^th in the world and 168^th in The Free Nations Region for Most Authoritarian, with 733.06 milliStalins.