The Federation of My Nation is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister David with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.35 billion My Nationians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of My City. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse My Nationian economy, worth 726 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,838 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Out-of-work actors say they can't complain, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. My Nation's national animal is the American Shorthair cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

My Nation is ranked 10,128^th in the world and 40^th in The Free Nations Region for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,555.61 pounds of wildlife per square mile.