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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,139th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,171st Largest Mining Sector: 3,204th
The Procrastination Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
1+1=2
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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My Math Homework

Population2.931 billion

CapitalMath Class
LeaderThe Correct Answer
FaithGrades

Currencyequation
AnimalNo 2 Pencil

The Procrastination Nation of My Math Homework is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Correct Answer with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.931 billion My Math Homeworkians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Math Class. The average income tax rate is 72.4%.

The strong My Math Homeworkian economy, worth 344 trillion equations a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,540 equations, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, and forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. My Math Homework's national animal is the No 2 Pencil, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Grades.

My Math Homework is ranked 167,288th in the world and 6th in The United Peoples Union for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 24.83 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,139thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,171stLargest Mining Sector: 3,204thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,871stMost Conservative: 3,936thLargest Black Market: 4,072ndNudest: 4,712thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,714thMost Avoided: 5,066thMost Authoritarian: 5,839thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,915thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 8,529thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,853rdMost Extreme: 13,059th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in My Math Homework, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left.
  • : My Math Homework was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in My Math Homework, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter.
  • : Following new legislation in My Math Homework, catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming.
  • : Following new legislation in My Math Homework, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds.
  • : My Math Homework was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : My Math Homework's influence in The United Peoples Union fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
  • : My Math Homework's influence in The United Peoples Union rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Following new legislation in My Math Homework, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in My Math Homework, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain.

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