The Nudist colony of My chest is flat is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 849 million Cockynese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cock. The average income tax rate is 24.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The My chest is flatian economy, worth 50.9 trillion Thics a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,945 Thics, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, and eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. My chest is flat's national animal is the Parasitic Worm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

My chest is flat is ranked 57,717^th in the world and 2,823^rd in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,037.56 Tourists Per Hour.