by Max Barry

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 82ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 304thLargest Insurance Industry: 457th
The Slave Land on the Other Side of
Corporate Police State
All slaves must be kept in the cellar!
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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My Cellar Door

Population35.052 billion

Capitalthe Cellar
LeaderSlave Driver and Keeper of Cellar Keys

Currencydoor knob
AnimalSlave in the Cellar

The Slave Land on the Other Side of My Cellar Door is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Slave Driver and Keeper of Cellar Keys with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.052 billion My Cellar Doorians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Cellar. Income tax is unheard of.

The very strong My Cellar Doorian economy, worth a remarkable 9,319 trillion door knobs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 265,880 door knobs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,475,630 per year while the poor average 2,579, a ratio of 959 to 1.

Organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. My Cellar Door's national animal is the Slave in the Cellar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Slavery.

My Cellar Door is ranked 6,391st in the world and 344th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 104.92 law-abiding acts per hour.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 82ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 304thLargest Insurance Industry: 457thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 478thHighest Economic Output: 619thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 674thSafest: 845thLargest Mining Sector: 857thMost Avoided: 872ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 882ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 895thFattest Citizens: 1,157thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,162ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,217thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,343rdLargest Populations: 1,434thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,631stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,080thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,108thTop
Nudest: 2,639thHighest Average Incomes: 3,048thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,424thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,081stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,485thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,342ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,600thMost Stationary: 5,639thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,726thLowest Crime Rates: 6,391stLargest Retail Industry: 8,542ndTop
Largest Governments: 12,215thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,718thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,770thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,246thLargest Black Market: 15,478thMost Patriotic: 16,375thMost Pro-Market: 16,710thMost Extreme: 22,367thLargest Gambling Industry: 23,289thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,160th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 31st in the regionSafest: 36th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 39th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Avoided: 43rd in the regionLargest Populations: 44th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 48th in the regionFattest Citizens: 53rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 54th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 64th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 75th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 75th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 92nd in the regionMost Stationary: 99th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 102nd in the regionTop
Nudest: 104th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 157th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 205th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 212th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 241st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 261st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 328th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 344th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 344th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 372nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 487th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 520th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 649th in the regionLargest Governments: 687th in the regionMost Influential: 703rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 770th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 776th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 781st in the regionMost Patriotic: 838th in the regionLargest Black Market: 896th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 992nd in the region

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