by Max Barry

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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,014th Smartest Citizens: 1,271st Most Efficient Economies: 1,348th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Patientia opportunius caelum flamma duces ac tueatur
Emperor Richard IV Saint-Omer
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population14.644 billion

CapitalEternal Empress Reki's city
LeaderEmperor Richard IV Saint-Omer

CurrencyReki Yen

The Empire of Muzztopia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Richard IV Saint-Omer with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.644 billion Muzztopians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eternal Empress Reki's city. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Muzztopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,193 trillion Reki Yen a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 286,367 Reki Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preservative-laden Muzztopian cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, and when you fly on Air Muzztopia you win a seat or you die. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Muzztopia's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Haruhiism.

Muzztopia is ranked 3,956th in the world and 3rd in League of Sovereign Nations for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91 Years.

Highest Poor Incomes: 1,014thSmartest Citizens: 1,271stMost Efficient Economies: 1,348thLowest Crime Rates: 1,486thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,519thLargest Governments: 1,544thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,569thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,702ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,777thMost Developed: 1,883rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,890thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,910thHighest Economic Output: 1,979thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,078thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,227thMost Influential: 2,249thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,399thMost Cultured: 2,639thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,640thLargest Retail Industry: 2,997thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,151stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,164thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,289thHealthiest Citizens: 3,577thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,918thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,956thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,802ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,251stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,264thMost Stationary: 6,279thMost Inclusive: 7,014thTop
Most Secular: 9,078thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,784thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,288thLargest Populations: 10,377thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,467thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,504thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,760th
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Muzztopia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The New Inquisition".
  • : Muzztopia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Food Waste".
  • : Muzztopia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Treatment of the Deceased".
  • : Muzztopia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Kyrusia".
  • : Muzztopia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Preventing Unjust Warfare".
  • : Muzztopia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Auralia".
  • : Muzztopia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Personal Privacy".
  • : Muzztopia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prohibit Private Prisons".
  • : Muzztopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Muzztopia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend the Rejected Realms".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 2 » Antares Scorpi and Wyztrkstan.

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