The Kingdom of Mutolovinia is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Armstrong Hillson with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 955 million Mutolovinians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ferhandes. The average income tax rate is 57.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mutolovinian economy, worth 114 trillion Ruals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,423 Ruals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's a hard-knock life for the orphans doing factory work for a pittance, demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise, document forgery is a critical skill for would-be politicians, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mutolovinia's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mutolovinia is ranked 15,429^th in the world and 5^th in Niamark for Most Cultured, scoring 102 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.