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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 734th Most Influential: 1,037th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,667th
The Allied States of
Capitalist Paradise
Uva Uvam Vivendo Varia Fit
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population2.79 billion

LeaderCobra Commander


The Allied States of Musselshell is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cobra Commander with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.79 billion Shellians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palladium. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Musselshellian economy, worth 400 trillion Zirks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,524 Zirks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 524,687 per year while the poor average 27,848, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBM Governor goes house hunting, and footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Musselshell's national animal is the Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hooptyism.

Musselshell is ranked 7,574th in the world and 359th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 56.1 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 734thMost Influential: 1,037thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,667thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,369thRudest Citizens: 2,928thFattest Citizens: 3,991stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,308thLargest Retail Industry: 4,465thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,520thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,267thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,574thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,950thTop
Most Devout: 8,837thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,966thHighest Average Incomes: 14,253rdSmartest Citizens: 14,850thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,321stMost Developed: 15,688th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 80th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 113th in the regionFattest Citizens: 127th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 158th in the regionRudest Citizens: 171st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 180th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 197th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 221st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 359th in the regionMost Devout: 367th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 413th in the regionMost Influential: 437th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 521st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 548th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 636th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 680th in the regionMost Stationary: 783rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 815th in the regionMost Developed: 884th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 887th in the region

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