The Brennanndi Ríki of Muspellheim is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by God-Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 40.478 billion Muspellsons are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muspell. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Muspellheimian economy, worth an astonishing 26,959 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 666,030 ISSP Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,028,699 per year while the poor average 49,261, a ratio of 81.8 to 1.
The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, God-Emperor's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, and rumor has it that God-Emperor has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Muspellheim's national animal is the homo sapiens, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Surtr-worship.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, rumor has it that God-Emperor has won three lotteries in a row.
- : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
- : Muspellheim was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Muspellheim lodged a message on the Scandinavia Regional Message Board.
- : Muspellheim set the regional banner of Scandinavia.
- : Muspellheim agreed to construct embassies between Scandinavia and The putnan empire of nations.
- : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, God-Emperor's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
- : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
- : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
- : Muspellheim banned Yada yada 9 from Scandinavia.