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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th Most Avoided: 9th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th
The Brennanndi Ríki of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Scandinavia the everlasting
Influence
Envoy
Founder
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Muspellheim

Population32.767 billion

CapitalMuspell
LeaderGod-Emperor
FaithSurtr-worship

CurrencyISSP Credit
Animalpussy

The Brennanndi Ríki of Muspellheim is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by God-Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, digital currency, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.767 billion Muspellsons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muspell. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Muspellheimian economy, worth an astonishing 21,567 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 658,211 ISSP Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,026,118 per year while the poor average 165,189, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, women are ordered home to reproduce for the glory of the Brennanndi Ríki, and no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Muspellheim's national animal is the pussy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Surtr-worship.

Muspellheim is ranked 25,240th in the world and 10th in Scandinavia for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 12.27 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8thMost Avoided: 9thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12thLargest Mining Sector: 14thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21stHighest Economic Output: 34thLargest Insurance Industry: 37thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 41stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 41stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 43rdMost Stationary: 43rdLargest Populations: 61stHighest Average Incomes: 61stLargest Retail Industry: 63rdMost Corrupt Governments: 84thMost Secular: 88thLargest Agricultural Sector: 99thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 138thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 151stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 169thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 287thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 292ndLowest Crime Rates: 453rdRudest Citizens: 594thLargest Black Market: 930thFattest Citizens: 1,165thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,312thSmartest Citizens: 1,395thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,426thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,633rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,697thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,814thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,834thLargest Governments: 2,574thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,415thMost Influential: 4,483rdMost Conservative: 6,481stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 12,381st
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Largest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, women are ordered home to reproduce for the glory of the Brennanndi Ríki.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, untold millions of ISSP Credits are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Muspellheimian Liberator".

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