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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19th
The Brennanndi Ríki of
Corporate Police State
Scandinavia the everlasting
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Muspellheim

Population40.478 billion

CapitalMuspell
LeaderGod-Emperor
FaithSurtr-worship

CurrencyISSP Credit
Animalhomo sapiens

The Brennanndi Ríki of Muspellheim is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by God-Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 40.478 billion Muspellsons are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muspell. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Muspellheimian economy, worth an astonishing 26,959 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 666,030 ISSP Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,028,699 per year while the poor average 49,261, a ratio of 81.8 to 1.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, God-Emperor's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, and rumor has it that God-Emperor has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Muspellheim's national animal is the homo sapiens, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Surtr-worship.

Muspellheim is ranked 18,542nd in the world and 27th in Scandinavia for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19thLargest Mining Sector: 24thMost Avoided: 25thHighest Disposable Incomes: 35thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 37thHighest Economic Output: 37thLargest Insurance Industry: 39thLargest Agricultural Sector: 39thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 43rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 48thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 53rdLargest Populations: 58thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 73rdHighest Average Incomes: 100thMost Corrupt Governments: 168thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 192ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 244thMost Secular: 255thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 369thLargest Retail Industry: 416thRudest Citizens: 561stMost Scientifically Advanced: 585thLowest Crime Rates: 658thMost Efficient Economies: 1,114thFattest Citizens: 1,298thMost Patriotic: 1,344thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,537thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,902ndSmartest Citizens: 1,935thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,006thLargest Governments: 3,118thLargest Black Market: 4,290thMost Influential: 6,750thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,138thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,183rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 13,787thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,329thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,730thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,542nd
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, rumor has it that God-Emperor has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
  • : Muspellheim was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Muspellheim lodged a message on the Scandinavia Regional Message Board.
  • : Muspellheim set the regional banner of Scandinavia.
  • : Muspellheim agreed to construct embassies between Scandinavia and The putnan empire of nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, God-Emperor's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
  • : Muspellheim banned Yada yada 9 from Scandinavia.

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