Most Avoided: 5th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th
The Brennanndi Ríki of
Corporate Police State
Scandinavia the everlasting
Regional Influence
Envoy
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Brennanndi Ríki of Muspellheim is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by God-Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.565 billion Muspellsons are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muspell. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Muspellheimian economy, worth an astonishing 19,699 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 644,521 ISSP Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,868,192 per year while the poor average 90,140, a ratio of 31.8 to 1.

Commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', and all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Muspellheim's national animal is the pussy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Surtr-worship.

Muspellheim is ranked 144,627th in the world and 65th in Scandinavia for Most Average, scoring 22.85 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Most Avoided: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12thLargest Mining Sector: 14thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 27thLargest Retail Industry: 32ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 33rdLargest Insurance Industry: 37thHighest Economic Output: 37thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 42ndMost Secular: 42ndMost Stationary: 53rdMost Corrupt Governments: 57thHighest Average Incomes: 59thLargest Populations: 67thLargest Agricultural Sector: 89thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 103rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 131stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 148thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 154thRudest Citizens: 186thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 317thLowest Crime Rates: 408thLargest Information Technology Sector: 943rdSmartest Citizens: 1,025thFattest Citizens: 1,090thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,228thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,285thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,433rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,819thLargest Black Market: 2,403rdLargest Governments: 2,767thMost Influential: 4,010thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,332ndTop
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Most Conservative: 8,889thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,574thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,450thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,440thMost Extreme: 14,928th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Muspellheim was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Muspellheim was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • : Muspellheim agreed to construct embassies between Scandinavia and East of West.
  • : Muspellheim agreed to construct embassies between Scandinavia and Non Aligned Movement.
  • : Muspellheim's influence in Scandinavia rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".

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