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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 676thLowest Crime Rates: 1,487thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,510th
The Candyland of
Psychotic Dictatorship
All your candy are belong to us!
King Mushmellow
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Mushmellow

Population9.456 billion

CapitalMushmellow City
LeaderKing Mushmellow

Currencydollar
Animalghost

The Candyland of Mushmellow is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Mushmellow with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.456 billion Musheans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mushmellow City. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Mushean economy, worth a remarkable 1,703 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 180,194 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is buying children's books by the thousands, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and it is illegal to liberate slaves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mushmellow's national animal is the ghost, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mushmellow is ranked 1,510th in the world and 1st in The Straw Hat Pirates for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 24,377.96 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 676thLowest Crime Rates: 1,487thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,510thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,783rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,129thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,534thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,691stHealthiest Citizens: 3,873rdLargest Governments: 3,913thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,923rdMost Authoritarian: 6,727thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,906thLargest Mining Sector: 8,348thHighest Average Incomes: 8,551stMost Advanced Public Education: 8,843rdHighest Economic Output: 9,407thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,521stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,437thSmartest Citizens: 10,942ndBest Weather: 11,115thTop
10%
Most Conservative: 12,218thSafest: 13,566thMost Efficient Economies: 14,587thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,184thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,909thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,765thMost Developed: 18,017thMost Secular: 18,955thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,192nd
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mushmellow, it is illegal to liberate slaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Mushmellow, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Mushmellow, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • : Following new legislation in Mushmellow, the government is buying children's books by the thousands.
  • : Mushmellow's influence in The Straw Hat Pirates rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Mushmellow was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Mushmellow was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Mushmellow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Mushmellow was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Mushmellow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.

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