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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rdMost Primitive: 117thMost Ignorant Citizens: 189th
The Glorious Islamic Caliphates of
Iron Fist Consumerists
*guttural noises*
Abdul-Aziz ibn Abdullah Al ash-Sheikh
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Mushir Khayr ad-Din Barbarossa

Population10.679 billion

Capitalالقدس الهبوط
LeaderAbdul-Aziz ibn Abdullah Al ash-Sheikh

AnimalGrey Wolf

The Glorious Islamic Caliphates of Mushir Khayr ad-Din Barbarossa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Abdul-Aziz ibn Abdullah Al ash-Sheikh with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.679 billion Amir al-Mu'minins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of القدس الهبوط. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Barbarossarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,190 trillion Akçes a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 111,496 Akçes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 379,277 per year while the poor average 24,160, a ratio of 15.7 to 1.

The word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Barbarossarian Colonial Thesaurus, pre-eclampsia in pregnancy is treated with encouragement to take "long soothing walks", the full weight of the law is being applied against hate speech, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mushir Khayr ad-Din Barbarossa's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Mushir Khayr ad-Din Barbarossa is ranked 771st in the world and 34th in Lazarus for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 384.7 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rdMost Primitive: 117thMost Ignorant Citizens: 189thMost Devout: 416thHighest Crime Rates: 501stMost Armed: 626thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 771stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,216thMost Avoided: 1,396thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,428thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,422ndTop
Largest Black Market: 2,812thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,408thBest Weather: 3,442ndFattest Citizens: 3,959thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,421stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,182ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,941stMost Efficient Economies: 9,494thRudest Citizens: 10,892ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,318thTop
Most Conservative: 13,014thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,154thHighest Economic Output: 15,952ndMost Authoritarian: 23,760th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Primitive: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 24th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionMost Armed: 30th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 34th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 46th in the regionMost Avoided: 64th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 80th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 127th in the regionLargest Black Market: 143rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 155th in the regionBest Weather: 156th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 197th in the regionFattest Citizens: 233rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 368th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 376th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 421st in the regionRudest Citizens: 495th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 616th in the regionMost Conservative: 618th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 835th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 848th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,116th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1,149th in the region

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