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Rudest Citizens: 3,681st Fattest Citizens: 4,854th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5,992nd
The Angry Cookie Monster of
Civil Rights Lovefest
C is for Cookie, and cookie is for Meeee!
Cookie Monster
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Muppet Puppet Manager II

Population2.234 billion

CapitalCookie Jar
LeaderCookie Monster
FaithHensonology

CurrencyCookie
AnimalBig Bird

The Angry Cookie Monster of Muppet Puppet Manager II is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cookie Monster with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.234 billion Muppets hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cookie Jar. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cookie Monster economy, worth 282 trillion Cookies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 126,623 Cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The native owl population is in permanent hibernation, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and Cookie Monster-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Muppet Puppet Manager II's national animal is the Big Bird, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Hensonology.

Muppet Puppet Manager II is ranked 80,146th in the world and 101st in Spiritus for Most Pro-Market, scoring 49.33 on the Rand Index.

Top
5%
Rudest Citizens: 3,681stFattest Citizens: 4,854thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,992ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,576thHighest Drug Use: 6,673rdMost Rebellious Youth: 8,344thTop
10%
Least Corrupt Governments: 9,123rdLargest Retail Industry: 10,397thSafest: 12,790thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,916thMost Efficient Economies: 14,674thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,682ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,248thMost Inclusive: 16,509thMost Secular: 16,635thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,750thNudest: 17,031st
Top
5%
Highest Drug Use: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionFattest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Politically Free: 23rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Muppet Puppet Manager II was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager II, Cookie Monster-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager II, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager II, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager II, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager II, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace.
  • : Muppet Puppet Manager II was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager II, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager II, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager II, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution.

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