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Rudest Citizens: 1,313thFattest Citizens: 2,668thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,718th
The Angry Cookie Monster of
New York Times Democracy
C is for Cookie, and cookie is for Meeee!
Cookie Monster
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Muppet Puppet Manager II

Population3.93 billion

CapitalCookie Jar
LeaderCookie Monster
FaithHensonology

CurrencyCookie
AnimalBig Bird

The Angry Cookie Monster of Muppet Puppet Manager II is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Cookie Monster with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.93 billion Muppets enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cookie Jar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cookie Monster economy, worth 678 trillion Cookies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 172,719 Cookies, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Cookie Monster Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime is totally unknown. Muppet Puppet Manager II's national animal is the Big Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hensonology.

Muppet Puppet Manager II is ranked 42,750th in the world and 34th in Spiritus for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 7.37 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,313thTop
5%
Fattest Citizens: 2,668thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,718thLargest Retail Industry: 3,014thMost Efficient Economies: 4,559thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,916thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,167thMost Avoided: 7,091stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,094thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,289thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,945thTop
10%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,953rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,147thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,618thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,790thLargest Black Market: 10,359thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,599thMost Inclusive: 13,602ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,024thLargest Governments: 14,325thMost Armed: 14,327thSmartest Citizens: 14,476thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,829thMost Secular: 15,077thMost Cultured: 15,379thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,458thLargest Gambling Industry: 17,689thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,777th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionFattest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Muppet Puppet Manager II lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager II, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager II, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager II, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager II, the Cookie Monster Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager II, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Cookie Monster Pics" has made Cookie Monster's mom a celebrity.
  • : Muppet Puppet Manager II was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Muppet Puppet Manager II was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager II, children often kick Big Birds for amusement.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager II, many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories.

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