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Nudest: 933rd
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Turn left at the fork in the road.
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Muppet Puppet Manager

Population56 million

CurrencyWaldorf
AnimalStadtler

The Kingdom of Muppet Puppet Manager is a large, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 56 million Muppets have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 42.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Muppeteer economy, worth 3.00 trillion Waldorfs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 53,579 Waldorfs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', and the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Muppet Puppet Manager's national animal is the Stadtler, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Muppet Puppet Manager is ranked 28,989th in the world and 32nd in Spiritus for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 5,189.2 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Top
1%
Nudest: 933rd
Top
1%
Nudest: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Primitive: 28th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority.
  • : Muppet Puppet Manager was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Muppet Puppet Manager lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high.
  • : Muppet Puppet Manager's influence in Spiritus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room.

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