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Nudest: 628th Most Secular: 2,553rd Rudest Citizens: 3,372nd
The Electric Mayhem of
New York Times Democracy
Mana Mana, do doo do do doot. Mana Mana, do do do doot.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Muppet Puppet Manager

Population2.088 billion

CapitalHenson's Hand
LeaderDr Teeth
FaithHensonism

CurrencyZoot
AnimalDrumsmashing Animaaaal

The Electric Mayhem of Muppet Puppet Manager is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Dr Teeth with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.088 billion Muppets enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Henson's Hand. The average income tax rate is 46.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Muppeteered economy, worth 262 trillion Zoots a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 125,551 Zoots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The number of students attending university has reached a record high, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, and the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight. Crime is almost non-existent. Muppet Puppet Manager's national animal is the Drumsmashing Animaaaal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hensonism.

Muppet Puppet Manager is ranked 12,684th in the world and 32nd in Spiritus for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 99.46 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Nudest: 628thTop
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Most Secular: 2,553rdRudest Citizens: 3,372ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,434thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,609thLargest Retail Industry: 6,001stLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,247thMost Avoided: 7,706thLargest Mining Sector: 8,009thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,267thMost Efficient Economies: 12,684thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,167thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,223rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,445thMost Inclusive: 16,011thHighest Drug Use: 16,372ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,863rd
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Nudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 24th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Muppet Puppet Manager was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, refugees from other nations are flocking to Muppet Puppet Manager's border.

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