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Rudest Citizens: 772ndFattest Citizens: 1,869thMost Secular: 1,876th
The Electric Mayhem of
Capitalist Paradise
Mana Mana, do doo do do doot. Mana Mana, do do do doot.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Muppet Puppet Manager

Population3.914 billion

CapitalHenson's Hand
LeaderDr Teeth
FaithHensonism

CurrencyZoot
AnimalDrumsmashing Animaaaal

The Electric Mayhem of Muppet Puppet Manager is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dr Teeth with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.914 billion Muppets are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Henson's Hand. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Muppeteered economy, worth 789 trillion Zoots a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 201,791 Zoots, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 751,383 per year while the poor average 38,038, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, the diplomatic corps stinks, and teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing". Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Muppet Puppet Manager's national animal is the Drumsmashing Animaaaal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hensonism.

Muppet Puppet Manager is ranked 6,106th in the world and 14th in Spiritus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 101,702.95 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 772ndTop
5%
Fattest Citizens: 1,869thMost Secular: 1,876thHighest Crime Rates: 2,375thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,598thLargest Retail Industry: 2,763rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,853rdMost Avoided: 3,073rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,156thMost Efficient Economies: 3,383rdNudest: 3,503rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,519thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,816thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,959thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,298thMost Armed: 4,373rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,549thLargest Black Market: 5,976thHighest Average Incomes: 5,986thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,106thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,567thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,571stLargest Mining Sector: 6,634thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,181stLargest Publishing Industry: 8,691stTop
10%
Smartest Citizens: 10,385thHighest Drug Use: 10,624thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,954thMost Pro-Market: 11,824thMost Cultured: 12,708thMost Inclusive: 13,375thLargest Governments: 14,120thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,723rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,510thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,979th
Top
5%
Most Pro-Market: 4th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionTop
10%
Most Avoided: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Muppet Puppet Manager was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing".
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, the diplomatic corps stinks.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'.
  • : Muppet Puppet Manager was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Defense Forces and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Muppet Puppet Manager was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, visions of giant pink Drumsmashing Animaaaals are a common side effect after Muppets eat their meals.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Drumsmashing Animaaaals and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.

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