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Nudest: 686th Most Secular: 3,720th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,176th
The Electric Mayhem of
New York Times Democracy
Mana Mana, do doo do do doot. Mana Mana, do do do doot.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Muppet Puppet Manager

Population1.703 billion

CapitalHenson's Hand
LeaderDr Teeth
FaithHensonism

CurrencyZoot
AnimalDrumsmashing Animaaaal

The Electric Mayhem of Muppet Puppet Manager is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dr Teeth with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.703 billion Muppets enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Henson's Hand. The average income tax rate is 33.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Muppeteered economy, worth 171 trillion Zoots a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 100,480 Zoots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Muppet Puppet Manager. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Muppet Puppet Manager's national animal is the Drumsmashing Animaaaal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hensonism.

Muppet Puppet Manager is ranked 52,548th in the world and 93rd in Spiritus for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 160,945.75 Standard Monetary Units.

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Nudest: 686thTop
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Most Secular: 3,720thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,176thRudest Citizens: 4,338thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,669thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,842ndLargest Mining Sector: 7,179thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 9,625thLargest Retail Industry: 11,640thMost Avoided: 12,993rdMost Armed: 15,007th
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Nudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 19th in the regionMost Avoided: 19th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Armed: 24th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 27th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Muppet Puppet Manager.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.
  • : Muppet Puppet Manager's influence in Spiritus rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Puppet Manager, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away.

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