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Nudest: 2,626thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,957thMost Secular: 5,593rd
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Two bits
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Muppet Doglion

Population1.041 billion

Currencydollar
Animaldoglion

The Republic of Muppet Doglion is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, soft-spoken computers, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.041 billion monsters are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 22.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient a monster economy, worth 51.0 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 49,000 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Racial supremacists have a burning desire to deal with immigrants, monsters are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', and Leader has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Muppet Doglion's national animal is the doglion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Muppet Doglion is ranked 135,384th in the world and 37th in The Muppet Show for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 698.98 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Nudest: 2,626thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,957thMost Secular: 5,593rdTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,255thMost Avoided: 17,957thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,423rdLargest Gambling Industry: 21,175thMost Authoritarian: 22,434th
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Nudest: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Muppet Doglion's influence in The Muppet Show rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Muppet Doglion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Muppet Doglion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Muppet Doglion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Muppet Doglion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Muppet Doglion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided, Most Authoritarian, Largest Gambling Industry, and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Doglion, Leader has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Doglion, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Doglion, monsters are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Doglion, racial supremacists have a burning desire to deal with immigrants.

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