by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 3,661stMost Armed: 4,813thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,678th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Meepo The Great
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Multiple Feet

Population1.09 billion

LeaderMeepo The Great

AnimalEthereal Horror Beyond Comprehension

The Holy Empire of Multiple Feet is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Meepo The Great with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.09 billion Multiple Feetians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leglandia. The average income tax rate is 48.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse a Multiple Feetian economy, worth 122 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 112,111 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government is accused of being heartless by those considered brainless, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, and the police force is on a recruitment drive. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Multiple Feet's national animal is the Ethereal Horror Beyond Comprehension, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Procrastination.

Multiple Feet is ranked 255,548th in the world and 6th in Alcotas for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 46.16 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Secular: 3,661stMost Armed: 4,813thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,678thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,480thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,623rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,516thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,383rdTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,857thMost Authoritarian: 21,796thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,326thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,568thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,946thMost Inclusive: 24,270thFattest Citizens: 24,671stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26,393rdMost Cultured: 26,428th

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Makassar Minor, Uguanday, and Totimook.