The Most Serene Republic of Mulano is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Valerion with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.362 billion Mulanoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joliatur. The average income tax rate is 70.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Mulanoan economy, worth 938 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 279,144 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-dollar charge on their phone bill, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, and children are shocked to find others "just like them" when they are taken out of the forest. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mulano's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Mulano is ranked 41,421^st in the world and 756^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 36.09 flags saluted per person per day.