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Nudest: 2,298th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,873rd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,647th
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Mulak Aike

Population252 million

CapitalY'quaa 29

CurrencySoul
AnimalShoggoth

The Colony of Mulak Aike is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 252 million Mulak Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Y'quaa 29. The average income tax rate is 23.5%.

The thriving Mulak Aikean economy, worth 22.5 trillion Souls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 89,271 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

One of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes, the Mulak Aikean war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners, burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Y'quaa 29. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mulak Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mulak Aike is ranked 56,633rd in the world and 29th in Guer Aike Territories for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 2,201.8 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Nudest: 2,298thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,873rdTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,647thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,690thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,478thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,342nd
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Safest: 1st in the regionTop
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Nudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionMost Average: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mulak Aike changed its national capital to "Y'quaa 29".
  • : Following new legislation in Mulak Aike, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Y'quaa 29.
  • : Following new legislation in Mulak Aike, burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Mulak Aike, the Mulak Aikean war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners.
  • : Following new legislation in Mulak Aike, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes.
  • : Following new legislation in Mulak Aike, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Mulak Aike, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide.
  • : Following new legislation in Mulak Aike, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield.
  • : Following new legislation in Mulak Aike, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Mulak Aike, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.

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