The Kashmiri Republic of Muktir is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 953 million Kashmiri Militia are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Srinagar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.6%.

The powerhouse Kashmiri economy, worth 66.4 trillion Kashmiri Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,653 Kashmiri Rupees, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 204,378 per year while the poor average 18,712, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

History textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam", recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, and frisbee games on college quadrangles are grounds for expulsion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Muktir's national animal is the Hangul, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Muktir is ranked 121,213^th in the world and 1,010^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 76.58 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.