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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,982ndFattest Citizens: 16,449thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18,614th
The Kashmiri Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Give me Kashmir, or Give me Death
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Muktir

Population953 million

CapitalSrinagar

CurrencyKashmiri Rupee
AnimalHangul

The Kashmiri Republic of Muktir is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 953 million Kashmiri Militia are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Srinagar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.6%.

The powerhouse Kashmiri economy, worth 66.4 trillion Kashmiri Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,653 Kashmiri Rupees, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 204,378 per year while the poor average 18,712, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

History textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam", recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, and frisbee games on college quadrangles are grounds for expulsion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Muktir's national animal is the Hangul, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Muktir is ranked 121,213th in the world and 1,010th in Europe for Safest, scoring 76.58 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,982ndTop
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Fattest Citizens: 16,449thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18,614thMost Cheerful Citizens: 26,732ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27,744th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21st in the regionFattest Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 79th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 158th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Muktir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Muktir was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Federal Republic of Western Balkania, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Muktir was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Federal Republic of Western Balkania, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Muktir was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Muktir, frisbee games on college quadrangles are grounds for expulsion.
  • : Muktir endorsed a map .
  • : Muktir removed its endorsement from a map .
  • : Muktir published "Message to Teacher" (Account: Other).
  • : Muktir's influence in Europe rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in Muktir, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.

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