The Drippy creepers of Muhammad is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.319 billion Jihadists are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nimasile. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The strong Jihadian economy, worth 348 trillion dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 65,493 dinars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 390,512 per year while the poor average 5,017, a ratio of 77.8 to 1.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Nimasile, using "inspect element" is grounds for espionage charges, and the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Muhammad's national animal is the Yum pork, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Muhammad is ranked 189,402^nd in the world and 206^th in Hell for Most Patriotic, with 8.53 flags saluted per person per day.