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Largest Insurance Industry: 5,050thMost Stationary: 14,097thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,842nd
The Packin' the Flesh Timecard of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!
Johnny Rotten's hamster's teeth
Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Mugwumps

Population10.696 billion

CapitalSid and Nancy City
LeaderJohnny Rotten's hamster's teeth
FaithHooliganism

Currencymug
Animalwump

The Packin' the Flesh Timecard of Mugwumps is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Johnny Rotten's hamster's teeth with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.696 billion Mugwumps have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Spirituality, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sid and Nancy City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The strong Mugwump economy, worth 770 trillion mugs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,059 mugs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 227,396 per year while the poor average 17,447, a ratio of 13.0 to 1.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, opposition party MPs campaign shirtless to show off their numerous lash scars, retired racing wumps are served truffles for breakfast, and wump populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions. Crime is relatively low. Mugwumps's national animal is the wump, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Hooliganism.

Mugwumps is ranked 45,103rd in the world and 1st in Violet for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 52.64 Whatever.

Top
5%
Largest Insurance Industry: 5,050thTop
10%
Most Stationary: 14,097thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,842ndMost Primitive: 19,549thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,618thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,976th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mugwumps, wump populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions.
  • : Mugwumps was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Mugwumps, retired racing wumps are served truffles for breakfast.
  • : Following new legislation in Mugwumps, opposition party MPs campaign shirtless to show off their numerous lash scars.
  • : Mugwumps was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Mugwumps, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • : Mugwumps was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Mugwumps was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Mugwumps, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • : Following new legislation in Mugwumps, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.

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