The Hereditary Royalist Refomer of Mududoch Zyws Feng Shou Kozaki is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Aenaksa Lemona SGT Eskamongo Jieu Koseka with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, prohibition of alcohol, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.089 billion Senta Phelara Kosekastana Solaomesas are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ala Baja Jabala Ulimbasa Solaomesa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Mududoch Zyws Feng Shou Kozakian economy, worth 141 trillion Solaomesa Digital Monopoly Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,052 Solaomesa Digital Monopoly Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 373,946 per year while the poor average 35,945, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Rubbing salt into wounds is seen as a good thing if it is 100% organic garlic-and-thyme salt, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, Aenaksa Lemona SGT Eskamongo Jieu Koseka's new android secretary is the latest media darling, and the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mududoch Zyws Feng Shou Kozaki's national animal is the Rainbow Maltese Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Helenijhama kundalini phenga si troth.

Mududoch Zyws Feng Shou Kozaki is ranked 142,625^th in the world and 1^st in Uttara Daksina Atalantika Brajhila for Fattest Citizens, with 9.95 Obesity Rate.