The People's Republic of Mucht is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Schrkklp Oiuaeie with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.12 billion Muchtians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moxakht. The average income tax rate is 58.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Muchtian economy, worth 155 trillion icvieyurnns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 138,516 icvieyurnns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mucht's national animal is the narwhal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Namltir.

Mucht is ranked 72,389^th in the world and 1,215^th in the West Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 3.93 bananas ingested per day.