by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,125thMost Influential: 3,155thMost Secular: 6,156th
The People's Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Mucht never fear! Unless Mucht doesn't exist anymore.
Schrkklp Oiuaeie
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population1.12 billion

LeaderSchrkklp Oiuaeie


The People's Republic of Mucht is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Schrkklp Oiuaeie with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.12 billion Muchtians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moxakht. The average income tax rate is 58.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Muchtian economy, worth 155 trillion icvieyurnns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 138,516 icvieyurnns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mucht's national animal is the narwhal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Namltir.

Mucht is ranked 72,389th in the world and 1,215th in the West Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 3.93 bananas ingested per day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,125thTop
Most Influential: 3,155thMost Secular: 6,156thNudest: 7,957thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,431stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,619thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,816thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,330thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,594thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 14,528thMost Developed: 15,928thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,416thMost Inclusive: 17,421stHighest Average Incomes: 18,636thMost Efficient Economies: 19,710thSmartest Citizens: 21,053rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,132ndMost Subsidized Industry: 24,735thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,777th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 27th in the regionMost Influential: 70th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 97th in the regionNudest: 103rd in the regionMost Secular: 137th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 180th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 184th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 204th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 208th in the regionLargest Black Market: 221st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 241st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 287th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 296th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 303rd in the regionMost Developed: 309th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 317th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 329th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 333rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 366th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 396th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 413th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 429th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 433rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 450th in the regionLargest Governments: 489th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 536th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 564th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 564th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 572nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 615th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 659th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 667th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mucht changed its national faith to "Namltir".
  • : Following new legislation in Mucht, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
  • : Following new legislation in Mucht, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
  • : Following new legislation in Mucht, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
  • : Following new legislation in Mucht, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Mucht, hospitals in Mucht are too busy serving the needs of the West Pacific to see Muchtians.
  • : Mucht endorsed The Federation of Federnachois.
  • : Mucht endorsed The Snarky Solar Observer of Bhang Bhang Duc.
  • : Mucht endorsed The Federation of Magusliat.
  • : Mucht endorsed The United States of The Tropical Archipelago.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 173 » Wickedly evil people, Mediobogdum, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Hamburg Neo, Giovanniland, Overthinkers, New Belia, Thyrall, Q The Almighty, United Adaikes, Corbeil, Svanland, Bodusse, Blue Bubble, Condonohia, Greynne, Larxia, Almenga, Atheist States of Philippines, Muad-Dib, Pandaland II, DiscGolfLand, Bucals Kagotoaion, Ingentis Novus, Inner Ryxtylopia, Arifiyyah, Sindria, Kisovec, Greg Tucker, Viperina, Apexiala, Weyrland, Sultanat of Turkistan, Fallgriffin, Nas Crustium, Crazy Waters, Hongg Kong, Haetonia, Shaktirajya, The Theeserrasland, Westwind, Kraboch, Escapitania, The Rega, Twisted Duality, Santos-Dominius, Cro Magnon, Glorious Existence, Albyion Kingdom, IndyCar Racing, and 123 others.Tacotrees, Apaky, Vlobbania, Win Mints, Galaxy Meows, New Democratic Republic of Russia, Dolphin-Antarctica, Leukogeras, Willow Gate, Grand Republic of the Sun, Archonina, Wessssex, Common Good, Probablynotverygoodistan, Krajakhstan, Burakis, Ostrogothaland, Tithio, Shackleduck, Purrinda, Red Neverwinter, Brasiliks, Holmani, Dilber, Paragon Utopia, Cryland, Athrid HullHund, Minshara, IthaquaCDN, Dalian Republic, Sniper Slayers, Gryphonian Alliance, Outer Scotiotland, SPHRANTZES, Gozar, Galacticali, Jigsland, Republic of Olamistan, Freewillistan, RX-88, Astra Prime, Neulant, New Bon, Corlum, Farophlosia, Ruidoso, Gogocherry, Serrus, Oronia, Sagrea, Maanaim, The United Republic of Westend, The Free States of Gotham, Eidechse, Darsenkastan, Magnolia Paradise, Dei Afterglow, Frappe, Brackadia, Novobritannia, New Sel Panamby, East Swedesia, Stor Nepirei, Oktals Arz, Winter Aura, Dreamers for Hope, Kiensu, Kokomixaria, The Greater Rizal, Kivotos City, Tofuya, Safiz, Mirchusko, Morala, Chichas, Triestine, Ersapine, Mississagi, Corporate Wealthfare, Hoile, New Caterse, Ruyilala, Haus Habsburg Osterreich, Gottlands, The Undivided, Xaeralto, Hanumandia, Elianio, Osmari, Hyzante, Hrimland, Fotisdia, The Passerine Islands, East Vermillion, Priscillqa, Infinite Star, Oliverary, Radrow, Canibra, Anuubis, Sensorland, Plasmorian, Manchuria and Primorsky Krai, Ezranian Empire, Helicopterland, Nes Repuland, Southeastern Command, Gresterasland, Bakartha, Vaium Kar Earanopose, Min-Su, Sirulinuck, Bitar, Later Green, New St Kilda, Bazylistania, Hidden Springs, Bidi, The Tropical Archipelago, Podium, Magusliat, Bhang Bhang Duc, and Federnachois.