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Rudest Citizens: 1,115thFattest Citizens: 1,408thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,013th
The Benevolent Radiance of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
He who laughs first, laughs long too.
Lou Nester
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Muahhahah

Population3.459 billion

CapitalDictatoria
LeaderLou Nester
FaithCompliance

CurrencyChortle
AnimalGiggle

The Benevolent Radiance of Muahhahah is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lou Nester with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, infamous sell-swords, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.459 billion Downtrodden Masses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dictatoria. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oblivious economy, worth 939 trillion Chortles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 271,551 Chortles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Muahhahah, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, and the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Muahhahah's national animal is the Giggle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Compliance.

Muahhahah is ranked 107,066th in the world and 90th in Spiritus for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.66 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,115thFattest Citizens: 1,408thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,013thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,045thLargest Retail Industry: 2,048thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,062ndMost Avoided: 2,245thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,310thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,418thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,436thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,437thHighest Average Incomes: 2,564thLargest Mining Sector: 2,707thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,788thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,858thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,002ndLargest Black Market: 3,155thMost Efficient Economies: 3,156thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,339thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,909thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,919thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,097thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,127thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,136thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,892ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,684thMost Secular: 6,758thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,653rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,952ndTop
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Most Armed: 9,579thSmartest Citizens: 10,056thLargest Governments: 10,087thHighest Drug Use: 10,248thMost Cultured: 15,400thHighest Economic Output: 16,832ndMost Average: 17,305thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,509th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Average: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Muahhahah lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Muahhahah lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Muahhahah.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.

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