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Rudest Citizens: 1,000thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,005thFattest Citizens: 1,128th
The Benevolent Radiance of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
He who laughs first, laughs long too.
Stan Doverall
Influence
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Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Muahhahah

Population6.316 billion

CapitalDictatoria
LeaderStan Doverall
FaithCompliance

CurrencyChortle
AnimalGiggle

The Benevolent Radiance of Muahhahah is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Stan Doverall with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.316 billion Downtrodden Masses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dictatoria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Oblivious economy, worth a remarkable 2,069 trillion Chortles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 327,720 Chortles, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, everybody's got wood thanks to Stan Doverall, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, and Stan Doverall's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman. Crime is totally unknown. Muahhahah's national animal is the Giggle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Compliance.

Muahhahah is ranked 7,696th in the world and 27th in Spiritus for Largest Governments, scoring 36.08 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,000thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,005thFattest Citizens: 1,128thLargest Retail Industry: 1,264thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,490thMost Avoided: 1,593rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,605thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,803rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,817thMost Efficient Economies: 1,930thLargest Black Market: 1,940thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,942ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,120thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,226thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,306thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,317thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,407thLargest Mining Sector: 2,436thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,528thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,863rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,875thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,401stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,109thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,189thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,896thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,261stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,566thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,664thLargest Governments: 7,696thHighest Economic Output: 7,997thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,253rdSmartest Citizens: 8,273rdMost Secular: 8,503rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,737thTop
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Most Cultured: 12,111thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,881stMost Armed: 14,128thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,819thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,004thHighest Drug Use: 19,373rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,403rdMost Influential: 21,367thLowest Crime Rates: 23,610th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Average: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 15th in the regionMost Secular: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionNudest: 24th in the regionMost Armed: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 25th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Muahhahah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Muahhahah lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, Stan Doverall's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, everybody's got wood thanks to Stan Doverall.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, the Giggle stadiums are open 24/7.
  • : Muahhahah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Muahhahah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.

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