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Fattest Citizens: 2,062nd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,561st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,111th
The Incorporated States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
He who laughs first, laughs long too.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Muahhahah

Population1.576 billion

CapitalDreamscape
LeaderLou Nester

CurrencyChortle
AnimalGiggle

The Incorporated States of Muahhahah is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lou Nester with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.576 billion Somnambulists are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dreamscape. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Oblivious economy, worth 263 trillion Chortles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 167,320 Chortles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 495,298 per year while the poor average 44,396, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

The roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', Lou Nester's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, and online tourism reviews of Muahhahah are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar. Crime is totally unknown. Muahhahah's national animal is the Giggle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Muahhahah is ranked 10,722nd in the world and 25th in Spiritus for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Fattest Citizens: 2,062ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,561stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,111thMost Avoided: 3,415thRudest Citizens: 3,828thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,366thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,429thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,549thLargest Mining Sector: 4,585thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,917thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,979thLargest Retail Industry: 5,026thMost Secular: 5,912thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,019thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,136thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,319thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,347thHighest Average Incomes: 9,466thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,770thMost Efficient Economies: 10,722ndLargest Black Market: 11,388thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,399thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,264thMost Armed: 12,513thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,711th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 15th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 25th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Muahhahah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Muahhahah lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, online tourism reviews of Muahhahah are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, Lou Nester's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away.
  • : Muahhahah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Muahhahah lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Muahhahah lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices.

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