by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Most Secular: 6,554th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,609th Fattest Citizens: 8,084th
The Incorporated States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
He who laughs first, laughs long too.
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck

Muahhahah

Population507 million

CapitalDreamscape

CurrencyChortle
AnimalGiggle

The Incorporated States of Muahhahah is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 507 million Somnambulists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dreamscape. The average income tax rate is 20.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Oblivious economy, worth 45.4 trillion Chortles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,516 Chortles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Male tourists tend to be fearful of Muahhahah's deadly femme fatales, the government is encouraging violence on television, there's never enough space in space, and foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Muahhahah. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Muahhahah's national animal is the Giggle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Muahhahah is ranked 100,746th in the world and 222nd in Spiritus for Largest Populations, with 507 million Capita.

Top
5%
Most Secular: 6,554thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,609thFattest Citizens: 8,084thTop
10%
Most Avoided: 8,884thRudest Citizens: 11,046thLargest Mining Sector: 12,177thMost Average: 13,654thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,416thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,271st
Top
5%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 13th in the regionTop
10%
Fattest Citizens: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 26th in the regionMost Armed: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Muahhahah.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, there's never enough space in space.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, the government is encouraging violence on television.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, male tourists tend to be fearful of Muahhahah's deadly femme fatales.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, there'll be no comeback tour for many former boy bands.
  • : Muahhahah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Muahhahah lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.

More...

Report