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Fattest Citizens: 3,036th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,729th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,396th
The Incorporated States of
Father Knows Best State
He who laughs first, laughs long too.
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Muahhahah

Population1.205 billion

CapitalDreamscape
LeaderLou Nester

CurrencyChortle
AnimalGiggle

The Incorporated States of Muahhahah is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lou Nester with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.205 billion Somnambulists are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dreamscape. The average income tax rate is 25.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oblivious economy, worth 162 trillion Chortles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 135,239 Chortles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children as young as eight can be found working in factories, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", and the internet has been placed under government control. Crime is relatively low. Muahhahah's national animal is the Giggle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Muahhahah is ranked 39,253rd in the world and 67th in Spiritus for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 196,970.74 Standard Monetary Units.

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Fattest Citizens: 3,036thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,729thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,396thMost Avoided: 4,461stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,735thRudest Citizens: 5,228thLargest Mining Sector: 5,536thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,821stMost Secular: 5,897thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,106thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,645thMost Armed: 7,726thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,553rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,098thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,183rdLargest Retail Industry: 11,811thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,947thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,142ndMost Rebellious Youth: 13,199thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,102ndHighest Drug Use: 14,866thLargest Black Market: 15,718thHighest Average Incomes: 16,005th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 20th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, the internet has been placed under government control.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, children as young as eight can be found working in factories.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Chortle charge on their phone bill.
  • : Muahhahah lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Lou Nester".
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, the government has the power to seize property at will.
  • : Muahhahah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.

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