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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,824th Most Secular: 6,388th Fattest Citizens: 6,551st
The Incorporated States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
He who laughs first, laughs long too.
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Muahhahah

Population833 million

CapitalDreamscape

CurrencyChortle
AnimalGiggle

The Incorporated States of Muahhahah is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed population of 833 million Somnambulists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dreamscape. The average income tax rate is 28.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Oblivious economy, worth 96.5 trillion Chortles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,809 Chortles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggle is one of the most popular forenames in Muahhahah, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, and the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones. Crime is almost non-existent. Muahhahah's national animal is the Giggle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Muahhahah is ranked 69,572nd in the world and 123rd in Spiritus for Most Developed, scoring 54.95 on the Human Development Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,824thMost Secular: 6,388thFattest Citizens: 6,551stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,975thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,091stMost Avoided: 7,267thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 10,381stHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,462ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,124thMost Armed: 12,580thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,679thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,887thRudest Citizens: 14,185thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,295thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,217th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 15th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 19th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionRudest Citizens: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Muahhahah lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, Giggle is one of the most popular forenames in Muahhahah.
  • : Muahhahah lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building.

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