The Republic of Mtwara is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Liberal Party with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 20.145 billion Mtwarans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandari. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mtwaran economy, worth a remarkable 3,134 trillion denarii a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,593 denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mtwara's national animal is the african elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mtwara is ranked 235,690^th in the world and 3,659^th in the Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.8 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.