The Rogue Nation of MSN87 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Highlander with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.212 billion MSN87ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhaiznuzej. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient MSN87ian economy, worth 717 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 170,300 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, and deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MSN87's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cards.

MSN87 is ranked 2,692^nd in the world and 54^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 99.02 flags saluted per person per day.