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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,506thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,881stMost Devout: 14,767th
The Mpublic of
Father Knows Best State
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Osheiga
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Msheiga

Population2.481 billion

CapitalMovatova
LeaderOsheiga
FaithDodoism

Currencylegendary card
Animaldodo bird

The Mpublic of Msheiga is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Osheiga with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.481 billion Msheigans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Movatova. The average income tax rate is 72.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Msheigan economy, worth 306 trillion legendary cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,542 legendary cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon, and tea and biscuits have replaced waterboarding and sleep deprivation as the primary tools of interrogation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Msheiga's national animal is the dodo bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dodoism.

Msheiga is ranked 195,415th in the world and 3,538th in Artificial Solar System for Most Pro-Market, scoring 37.33 on the Rand Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,506thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,881stMost Devout: 14,767thTop
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Most Patriotic: 16,208thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,217thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,831stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,111thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,958thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,807thMost Efficient Economies: 24,493rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27,028thLowest Crime Rates: 27,350thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,804thMost Corrupt Governments: 27,966th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionMost Patriotic: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 31st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 50th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 50th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Developed: 57th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 60th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 74th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 75th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 75th in the regionMost Inclusive: 81st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 101st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 102nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 143rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 157th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 173rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 195th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 251st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 252nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 279th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 279th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 296th in the regionNudest: 313th in the regionBest Weather: 373rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Msheiga, tea and biscuits have replaced waterboarding and sleep deprivation as the primary tools of interrogation.
  • : Following new legislation in Msheiga, cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon.
  • : Following new legislation in Msheiga, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children.
  • : Msheiga was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Msheiga, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
  • : Following new legislation in Msheiga, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption.
  • : Following new legislation in Msheiga, police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Msheiga, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
  • : Following new legislation in Msheiga, the dartboard at the Msheigan Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Osheiga's face.
  • : Following new legislation in Msheiga, saying 'no homo' is enough to escape punishment for the crime of being gay.

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