by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,211th Nudest: 1,750th Most Influential: 1,913th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We stand and we will be grand
Maykai Georgka
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.258 billion

LeaderMaykai Georgka


The Free Land of Mrissa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Maykai Georgka with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, enslaved workforce, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.258 billion Mrissans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yuriska. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.5%.

The powerhouse Mrissan economy, worth 97.7 trillion uzglafs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 77,628 uzglafs, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

People across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs, the ban on cars has been repealed, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, and it is rumoured that Maykai Georgka uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mrissa's national animal is the marzian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kuliclat.

Mrissa is ranked 144,543rd in the world and 7,836th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.62 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,211thTop
Nudest: 1,750thMost Influential: 1,913thMost Primitive: 3,243rdTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,062ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,630thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,934thLargest Black Market: 15,855thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,008thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,628thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,737thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,828th
Nudest: 49th in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 138th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 404th in the regionLargest Black Market: 418th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 490th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 628th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 658th in the regionMost Influential: 718th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 754th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 761st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 773rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 817th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 858th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mrissa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Mrissa, it is rumoured that Maykai Georgka uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions.
  • : Following new legislation in Mrissa, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in Mrissa, the ban on cars has been repealed.
  • : Following new legislation in Mrissa, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs.
  • : Following new legislation in Mrissa, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in Mrissa, the police insist that racism does not exist.
  • : Following new legislation in Mrissa, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Mrissa, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
  • : Mrissa was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 138 » Shin-Hachioji, The Rhein States, Yaorozu, Territorio di Nessuno, PlanetPunk, Malta Comino Gozo, Wilkshire, Ethnon, The Iron Lions, Sundred, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, Spartoptia, Highton Islands, The United States of Romania, Corfad, Selfgradatude, Koda-Land, North Bratislava, Agrauron, Bayern-Straubing, Notyoutopia, Cloydicia, Diodone, Vincone Cae, Shibutani, Siwale, Former English Colony, New Bremerton, Kasazzastan, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, Holy Oranz, Napnomadia, Sinelona, Yarecir, New Pruessen, Sil Dorsett, El Fiji Grande, Pallaith, Uganda Knuckles UK, Sheldanada, Omnistria, United Draconia, Bearical, THX1138, Shadowrik, Snoodum, Niradans, Ka Ching, and 88 others.Australiland, Unsophisticate, Amauri, Hong Kong Empire, Sakaryata, Black Templares, Outer Egorniand, Ninjak30, SillyString, Wineclaw, Federation Terra Australis, Zokk, Empy, Lunallian, Dreadton, The Pantheons, Xentherida, Yukti, The South Falls, Maott, New Eleria, The Windmilluminati, General COE, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Sanjurika, Ethereal Expanse, Steraz, Pasargad, Buckerino, Universal State Formula, Alunya, COCONUT-CITY, Moubarakistan, Ostrinios, Ainsworth, Ozstan, Kyrianian, Atain, The Sinclarian Provinces, Suicidistan, Justanistan, Guer Aike, Q w e r t y, Votak Matim, Ofemerica, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Joodey, Torakuen, Ara Antrizuls, Guslantis, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Racoda, Ibiscaton, VarDrade, Saturns Edge, Norostilors, Zemnaya Svoboda, Peldorn, Jasminlandia, Steampunk Ariel, Misuvelia, Plangainer, Trillius, Kirostan, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Unimaginable Doom, Frances Francis the First of France, Ejhsa, Seidr Wyrd, Liberum Mundi, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Lomjia, Valhalla123, Haor Chall, 1 very fast endotarter, Yummy Blubber, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Aratani, Vikingiarchy, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Noahs Second Country, and Test for a new hope.

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