The Faun Republic of Mr Tumnus is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 5.212 billion Mr Tumnusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Industry is ignored. The average income tax rate is 42.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Mr Tumnusian economy, worth 69.7 trillion Narnian Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 13,364 Narnian Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bicyclists are banned from major roads, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, only AI know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, and euthanasia is legal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mr Tumnus's national animal is the Faun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mr Tumnus is ranked 166,992^nd in the world and 85^th in Middle Earth for Fattest Citizens, with 9.79 Obesity Rate.